

Chinese Factories Are Breaking Up With Luxury Brands (and Selling Direct to You)
Luxury brands are getting exposed—Chinese factories are selling direct on TikTok, skipping the middleman, and it’s pure trade war chaos.
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Apr 224 min read


Should You Buy the Dip? Or Panic Sell Everything?
Buy the dip? Not so fast, cowboy. The market just went full apocalypse mode—wait for confirmation or get wrecked twice.
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Apr 93 min read


Tariffs, Liberation Day, Penguins, and Total F*ckery: Trump’s Trade War Explained
Trump’s “Liberation Day” dropped like a nuke—22.5% tariffs, market chaos, and penguins as our last trade allies. Total f*ckery.
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Apr 67 min read


Trade Wars, Ceasefires, Fed Drama, and NVDA’s AI Madness - The Only News You Should Care About
Trump’s ceasefire shakes Ukraine, U.S.-Canada trade war heats up, Fed holds rates, and Nvidia flexes AI dominance—markets brace for impact
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Mar 194 min read


Weekly Trump Update: Crypto reserve, Tariff Tantrums & Zelensky’s Oval Office Meltdown
Trump’s crypto stash, tariff tantrums & Zelensky drama — this week’s White House shitshow’s wilder than a Reddit pump.
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Mar 53 min read


Crypto Crash Bloodbath: BTC, ETH, SOL & XRP Are Getting Wrecked – What the F*ck Happens Next?
Bitcoin's on the edge, Ethereum got hit by the Bybit hack, Solana is crashing, and XRP is unpredictable—here’s what’s happening and what to
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Feb 255 min read


How to Launch a Meme Coin, Pump It, and Rug Like a Pro (Optional)
Wanna launch a meme coin and maybe rug some degens? A step-by-step guide. If 10-year-olds are doing it, so can you.
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Feb 157 min read


Trump’s Hedge Fund on Steroids: The U.S. Sovereign Wealth Fund Explained
Trump just launched America’s first sovereign wealth fund. Genius money move or trillion-dollar dumpster fire? Let’s break it down.
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Feb 116 min read


Meme coins: WTF are they, how do they work, and are they even legal?
Ever wanted to turn $5 into $50K before lunch and lose it all by dinner? Welcome to meme coins—zero utility, pure chaos, and the ultimate de
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Feb 79 min read


How Trump’s Trade / Tariff War Will F*ck Your Wallet, Stocks, and Crypto
Trump just threw tariffs at Canada, Mexico, and soon the EU. Prices are rising, markets are panicking—guess who’s getting screwed? (Hint: It
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Feb 46 min read