

Weekly Trump Update: Crypto reserve, Tariff Tantrums & Zelensky’s Oval Office Meltdown
Trump’s crypto stash, tariff tantrums & Zelensky drama — this week’s White House shitshow’s wilder than a Reddit pump.
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Mar 53 min read


Interest Rates, FOMC Meetings, & The Fed: How Jerome Powell Runs Wall Street and F*cks With Your Money
FOMC meetings decide if the market pumps or dies—Jerome Powell runs the show. Here’s why he’s memed, how he controls everything.
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Feb 2812 min read


Crypto Crash Bloodbath: BTC, ETH, SOL & XRP Are Getting Wrecked – What the F*ck Happens Next?
Bitcoin's on the edge, Ethereum got hit by the Bybit hack, Solana is crashing, and XRP is unpredictable—here’s what’s happening and what to
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Feb 255 min read


The $LIBRA Clusterf*ck: How Argentina’s Crypto Dream Went Up in Flames
Argentina’s president shilled a shitcoin, it pumped, crashed, and now he’s facing impeachment. Welcome to the Wild F*cking West.
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Feb 214 min read


Budapest’s Housing Market is a F*cking Time Bomb – Here’s When It’ll Blow
Budapest’s housing market is a f*cking bubble. Investors win, locals get screwed. Here’s why it’s all about to crash.
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Feb 197 min read


How to Launch a Meme Coin, Pump It, and Rug Like a Pro (Optional)
Wanna launch a meme coin and maybe rug some degens? A step-by-step guide. If 10-year-olds are doing it, so can you.
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Feb 157 min read


Trump’s Hedge Fund on Steroids: The U.S. Sovereign Wealth Fund Explained
Trump just launched America’s first sovereign wealth fund. Genius money move or trillion-dollar dumpster fire? Let’s break it down.
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Feb 116 min read


Meme coins: WTF are they, how do they work, and are they even legal?
Ever wanted to turn $5 into $50K before lunch and lose it all by dinner? Welcome to meme coins—zero utility, pure chaos, and the ultimate de
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Feb 79 min read


How Trump’s Trade / Tariff War Will F*ck Your Wallet, Stocks, and Crypto
Trump just threw tariffs at Canada, Mexico, and soon the EU. Prices are rising, markets are panicking—guess who’s getting screwed? (Hint: It
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Feb 46 min read


Did DeepSeek Just Run a Giant AI Scam? The $5.6M Claim That Shook Wall Street.
Did DeepSeek might just run the biggest AI scam? Their $5.6M claim rocked Wall Street. But is it real, or just bullst?
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Feb 28 min read


WTF is Going On in Finance? Is It Just One Big Meme?
WTF is going on in finance? Presidents rugging coins, kids getting rich off memes, and hedge funds losing to internet degenerates.
Mark Sarkadi, MBA
Jan 314 min read